2026年7月19日 星期日

西遊記 師徒相見

 



西遊記 祖師


 

西遊記 孫悟空變超商戲耍二郎神

孫悟空變廟戲耍二郎神。孫悟空逃避二郎神的追擊,所以孫悟空把自己變成:萊爾富。












孫悟空變廟戲耍二郎神。孫悟空逃避二郎神的追擊,所以孫悟空把自己變成:全家。



孫悟空變廟戲耍二郎神。孫悟空逃避二郎神的追擊,所以孫悟空把自己變成:OK。



孫悟空變廟戲耍二郎神。孫悟空逃避二郎神的追擊,所以孫悟空把自己變成:7-11。



西遊記 孫悟空變廟戲耍二郎神

 

西遊記 孫悟空 72變

孫悟空修練72變,可以變成樹木或動物,天上飛的水裡有的地上跑的。

2026年7月18日 星期六

西遊記 孫悟空吃普拿疼













師父念:緊箍咒,孫悟空頭痛;所以孫悟空他吃普拿疼來減輕頭痛。

「師徒衝突」、「緊箍咒頭痛」、「服用普拿疼緩解」「悟空委屈解釋」轉折。

突顯「普拿疼」快速舒緩頭痛、讓溝通順暢的核心訴求。


【30秒電視廣告腳本:西遊記新編——緊箍咒篇】

 秒數  畫面(視覺與場景)  音效與對白 


00 - 08秒  荒郊野外

唐三藏氣急敗壞地指著地上,

孫悟空手裡正提著金箍棒,一臉無辜。

背景是倒地顯出原形的妖怪殘骸。

唐三藏氣憤揮手。

唐三藏:「悟空!跟你講過多少次了,

出門在外要以和為貴,怎麼可以隨便動手打人!」


孫悟空:師父,他其實是……


08 - 15秒

唐三藏擔心本領高強的孫悟空不服管教,立刻轉身唸起咒語。

孫悟空瞬間痛苦抱頭,

金箍緊鎖,痛苦倒地打滾,金箍棒哐噹落地。 

唐三藏(快速唸咒):「嗡嘛呢叭咪……(唸咒音效)」


孫悟空(痛苦大喊):「哎喲喂呀!頭好痛!痛死俺老孫啦!」


15 - 22秒 

鏡頭特寫:一隻毛茸茸的手

迅速從拿出一盒普拿疼與一瓶水,

熟練地吞下兩顆,頭痛瞬間舒緩,表情從扭曲轉為放鬆。


孫悟空大口喘氣,恢復精神。

孫悟空(吞下後鬆了一口氣):「呼……還好有隨身攜帶普拿疼!」


旁白音:頭痛突襲,迅速舒緩。 


22 - 30秒


 孫悟空站起身,指著地上的妖怪殘骸,無奈地向師父解釋。

畫面最後帶出普拿疼產品與品牌標語。


孫悟空對著鏡頭豎起大拇指。

孫悟空:「師父!剛剛被我打的那個不是人,

是妖怪變的啦!

你剛才一直念緊箍咒,害我痛到根本沒辦法解釋!」


唐三藏:「……啊?原來是這樣啊。」


旁白音:關鍵時刻,溝通無礙。

普拿疼,快速有效緩解頭痛。悟空真心推薦!


剛剛被他打的人,其實是妖怪變化而成的。

可是師傅念經,讓孫悟空頭痛,痛到沒有辦法解釋。

多虧了:普拿疼。孫悟空推薦。


Inspired by classic scenes from

Journey to the West, 

this commercial combines the interactions 

between the 

mortal Tang Sanzang and the powerful Sun Wukong, 

cleverly incorporating the modern pain relief brand "Punaton."


It fully presents the plot twists of "master-disciple conflict," "headache caused by the golden headband," "relief from taking Punaton," and "Wukong's aggrieved explanation."


It highlights Punaton's core message of quickly relieving headaches and facilitating smooth communication.


00 - 08 seconds | Desolate Countryside


Tang Sanzang angrily points to the ground, where Sun Wukong holds his golden headband, looking innocent. The background shows the remains of a fallen monster revealing its true form.


Tang Sanzang angrily waves his hand. Tang Sanzang: "Wukong! How many times have I told you? When you're out and about, you must value harmony! How can you just start a fight like that!"


Sun Wukong: Master, he actually is…


08 - 15 seconds: Worried that the highly skilled Sun Wukong might become unruly, Tang Sanzang immediately turns around and begins chanting a spell.


Sun Wukong instantly clutches his head in pain, the golden headband tightens, and he collapses to the ground in agony, the golden headband clattering to the floor.


Tang Sanzang (rapidly chanting): "Om Mani Padme Hum… (sound effect of chanting)"


Sun Wukong (screaming in pain): "Ouch! My head hurts so much! It's killing me!"


15 - 22 seconds: Close-up shot: A hairy hand swiftly pulls a box of acetaminophen and a bottle of water from a magic bag, expertly swallows two pills, and his headache instantly subsides, his expression changing from contorted to relaxed.


Sun Wukong gasps for breath, regaining his strength.


Sun Wukong (swallows and breathes a sigh of relief): "Phew... thank goodness I had Punaton with me!"


Narrator: A sudden headache, quickly relieved.


22-30 seconds


Sun Wukong stands up, points to the monster's remains on the ground, and helplessly explains to his master.


The scene ends with the Punaton product and brand slogan appearing.


Sun Wukong gives a thumbs-up to the camera.


Sun Wukong: "Master! The one I just hit wasn't human, it was a monster in disguise! You kept chanting the Tightening-Headband Mantra, making me in so much pain I couldn't explain!"


Tang Sanzang: "...Ah? I see."


Narrator: In critical moments, communication is seamless. Punaton, quickly and effectively relieves headaches. Wukong sincerely recommends it!


The person he just hit was actually a monster in disguise.


But his master's chanting caused Sun Wukong a headache, so much pain he couldn't explain. Thanks to: Punaton. Recommended by Sun Wukong.



🗡️ Story 2 : Liu Bei Chooses a Battle Location

Story Two: Liu Bei Chooses a Battle Location      

E https://wordwall.net/play/116071/372/497

 

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, the three brothers, led their troops to fight the Yellow Turban Rebellion. In the battle, they killed the enemy commander, Cheng Yuanzhi. Upon seeing Cheng Yuanzhi's death, the Yellow Turban rebels scattered in terror. Liu Bei quickly led his army in pursuit, and many rebel soldiers surrendered, resulting in a great victory. Liu Yan personally came out to welcome them and reward the soldiers.

 

The next day, they received an urgent letter from Gong Jing, the governor of Qingzhou, saying that the Yellow Turban rebels had besieged the city and were about to fall, requesting reinforcements. After discussing with Liu Bei, Liu Yan said, "I am willing to go to the rescue." Therefore, Liu Yan dispatched Zou Jing with 5,000 soldiers to accompany Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei to Qingzhou.

 

Upon seeing the reinforcements arrive, the Yellow Turban rebels divided their forces to meet the enemy. Liu Bei's forces were outnumbered and unable to withstand the enemy, so they had to retreat and camp 30 li away. Liu Bei told Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, "The enemy outnumbers us; we must use a surprise attack to win." He arranged for Guan Yu to lead 1,000 soldiers to hide on the left side of the mountain, and Zhang Fei to lead 1,000 soldiers to hide on the right side, using the sound of gongs as a signal to attack together.

 

The next day, Liu Bei and Zou Jing led their troops forward with shouts. The enemy army met them, and Liu Bei feigned defeat and retreated. The enemy army pursued them. When they reached the valley, Liu Bei's army suddenly sounded gongs, and the ambushers on both sides attacked simultaneously. Liu Bei also led his troops back to counterattack. Under the three-pronged attack, the enemy army was thrown into chaos and retreated in disarray. Liu Bei pursued them all the way to the walls of Qingzhou City, where Prefect Gong Jing also led a contingent of civilians to reinforce the city. The Yellow Turban army was completely defeated, suffering countless casualties, and the crisis in Qingzhou was thus resolved.

 


1. Who led the army to pursue the fleeing rebels?

Zou Jing     

Guan Yu

Zhang Fei    

Liu Bei

 

2. Who personally came out to greet and comfort the soldiers?

Cheng Yuanzhi    

Liu Yan

Gong Jing        

Liu Bei

 

3. Which prefect sent the urgent letter requesting reinforcements?

Gong Jing     

Zhang Fei

Liu Yan       

Zou Jing

 

4. Which city did the Yellow Turban rebels besiege?

Zhuojun City

Youzhou City

Qingzhou City

Jizhou City

 

5. Who offered to go to the rescue of Qingzhou?

Guan Yu       

Zou Jing

Liu Bei       

Zhang Fei

 

6. Whom did Liu Yan send with 5,000 soldiers?

Zou Jing     

Guan Yu

Gong Jing    

Zhang Fei

 

7. Why did Liu Bei retreat and set up camp first?

It was getting late

Insufficient food

Disorientation

Shortage of troops

 

8. What method did Liu Bei believe he should use to win?

Defend the city

Surprise attack

Negotiation

Withdrawal

 

9. Where was Guan Yu ambushed? On the left mountain

Inside the riverside woods

Inside Qingzhou City

On the right mountain

 

10. Where was Zhang Fei ambushed?

Behind the military camp

On the right mountain

On the left mountain

Outside the city gate